The Chaos of Curiosity 🚁

A few days ago, out of sheer curiosity, I Googled: “How much does a helicopter cost?”
Big mistake. Since then, my life has been an advertising circus. Everywhere I go—YouTube, Facebook, Instagram—luxury ads haunt me like a personal assistant I never asked for:

🥴 “Spend your holiday at the Burj Khalifa.”
😔 “Gift your loved one a diamond necklace.”
😆 “The pyramids of Egypt await you.”
😁 “Pre-book the iPhone 16 now.”
😊 “Buy your dream home in Canada.”
😝 “We have 1 acre of prime land on the moon just for you.”

How much can one person tolerate?

I knew I had to fight back. Last night, I took matters into my own hands and searched: “How to repair torn shoes?”

🎯 Problem solved!

This morning, everything changed. Now, my ads are much more relatable:
👟 “Buy 2 pairs of shoes for just $10 and get $2 cashback!”

Moral of the story: Be careful what you search for—Google never forgets! 😂

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